Bedtime… You think of all sorts of things when you can’t sleep.
Being Serious*
Being Stupid*
Lulu: I need the car tomorrow, so we have to wake up extra early .
Tony: Ok (playing on his phone)
Lulu: Are you playing paintball this weekend?
Tony: Yeah and I’m taking the car this time. If you want to do stuff, you’ll have to call my mom or something
Lulu: I’ve seen dogs eat random paintballs on the ground. I’m assuming that it’s non-toxic
Tony: It’s non-toxic but it doesn’t mean they should eat it
Lulu: Do you think they poop out that color?
Tony: I dunno
Lulu: Maybe if they ate a bunch of different colors… they’d have rainbow poop
Tony: uhh…. sure
Lulu: and if they eat a shit loan, and crap a lot of rainbow poop
Tony: Then they’ll start shitting hearts, stars and rainbows
Lulu: Clovers and blue moons
Tony: Pot of gold and rainbows
Lulu: and red balloons….
Tony: then leprechauns
Lulu: an army of leprechauns
Tony: That dog has some issues.
Lulu: I dunno, he has his own army. He can probably take over a country or something
Tony: Dog dictator? … I’m going to bed.
Lulu: Good night
